Servers Discuss Goofiest Requests From Customers at Restaurants

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    Font - Posted by u/Daligheri 2 days ago The dumbest things a customer has ever said? My personal favorite: "What comes on the bacon, egg, and cheese croissant?"
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    Font - NotUnderway 2 days ago. edited 2 days ago "I want the fish but I don't want it to look like a fish" "I'm Vegan so would you recommend the chicken?" These were when I was in a 2 Michelin star restaurant
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    Font - "I want a burger without the bottom bun." "I can't eat this because it looks too nice, can I just have a normal salad please?" This was at a local joint in my small town before I really got into cooking ↑ 135 Reply Share
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    Font - Money-Introduction54 · 1 day ago Whiskey on the rocks, No ice! 387 Reply Share
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    Font - AdvertisingBrave 5457 1 day ago "I didn't know there was beef in this chili, I'm a vegetarian." Me: "you didn't know there was beef in the grass fed beef chili?" (that was the name on the menu) Reply Share 356
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    Font - Illustrious-Yard-871 · 1 day ago Perhaps they thought the chili was just gonna have grass that is fed to cows lol 116 Reply Share
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    Font - Impossible-Ad-1069 · 1 day ago "I'll have a Mocha without the chocolate." "Sure, just a regular Latte?" "No! I want a Mocha without chocolate. And don't give me a Latte, because I know the difference!" "....Sure thing." Hands her a Latte "Perfect. Was that so hard?" "Not at all. Enjoy your Mocha."
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    Font - nuocyte 1 day ago "I'll have an americano. But I'm extra tired today, so can I get 16oz instead of 12?" 94 Reply Share
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    Font - andthenshewrote. 1 day ago I had a lady show me a picture of what she wanted (from another restaurant) us to make her when I explained that what she ordered wasn't entirely possible. We could do a variation of what she
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    Font - wanted, but the cheese would just be different. We sell oysters, and I've had several people ask me things like: "What's the difference between raw and steamed oysters?"
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    Font - "How many oysters are in a dozen?" "How many oysters are in the half dozen?" 179 Reply Share
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    Font - sadsmartandsexy. 1 day ago "Is the chicken in the sandwich cooked?" 177 Reply Share
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    Font - bivo979 - 1 day ago I had several guests complain that the gazpacho was cold. Reply Share 126
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    Font - PeenQueeen 2 days ago · "Do you have any other soups that aren't on the menu? No? What about pozole or beef stew? You don't? Are you sure? Can you go ask?" Like b h if it ain't on the menu we don't fl ng have it I been here all day I
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    Font - don't need to ask (she then proceeded to continue to name off soups that were clearly not on the menu and ask if we have them) and one of my favorite "can I have a never ending pasta bowel?" (It was a pasta bowl n she was being a k 1
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    Font - before This so I thought it was funny she embarrassed herself) oh and another favorite "why's this fork only have 3 prongs!? It's supposed to have 4 that's why they're called forks!” (She was genuinely upset about the lack of prongs on the fork) 257 Reply Share
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    Font - Themightymonarc 2 days ago They were probably checking if there was any sauce or produce on the sandwich ↑ 566 Reply Share
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    Font - Casrilanka - 1 day ago "This steak is too hot! Can I have a glass of ice?" You best believe this alien dumped ice all over her steak, potatoes, and jus. I really wanted to ask her if she wanted me to blow on it for her. Never in my life.
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    Font - hortense_toomey 1 day ago "I know they're not on the menu, but do you have garlic sautéed potatoes?" You're right. We do not have them on the menu because we do not sell them. What an odd question.
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    Font - New-Sheepherder4762 1 day ago "I'd like a Natural Light." "Ma'am, we don't serve Natural Light. How about a Bud Light?" "Damn it, I came here last week and you didn't have Natural Light then, either. I'm never coming here again."
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    Font - -mushroom-cat- · 1 day ago Can I get the smoked salmon well done? Are the clams local? (Working in Colorado) 69 Reply Share
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    Font - Moondinos 2 days ago Is there chorizo in the chorizo fried rice? Just asked my coworker the same question and he said the same thing lol 49 Reply Share
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    Font - ReallyRhawnie. 1 day ago What's in a rum and coke? 4 41 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - Tight_Elderberry_955 · 1 day ago I work at a Spanish Tapas restaurant. "Oh, this menu is in French. I can't read anything". Mind you, the TITLE of the tapas is in Spanish and their description is in English.

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